follow the white russian.
Some fucker is dreaming about me every night then. LOL
(Source: slaughterthemoon, via oh-love-foxxx19)
How did the hipster burn his hand?
He changed the light bulb before it was cool.
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hipster reading this:
everyone else:
your barista blog entries are hilariously relatable.
Thank you! I knew I couldn’t be the only barista out there that has these experiences or ones similar to them. :]
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Regular long order.
A lady comes in almost every night and orders at least 8 picky drinks, if not 14. She came in tonight and payed for each one of these as a separate transaction:
- grande extra-caramel frappuccino with whip and a banana added.
- venti white chocolate mocha frappuccino light with a banana added.
- tall vanilla bean frappuccino, soy, with a banana added and whip.
- venti triple-shot, extra hot, breve latte with 3 splenda.
- venti triple-shot, extra hot, breve latte with no foam.
- grande-in-a-venti starbucks doubleshot on ice, nonfat milk, 4 equal, extra ice, not shaken.
- grande-in-a-venti starbucks doubleshot on ice, breve, 3 splenda, extra ice, shaken.
- grande extra-caramel frappuccino, double blended with whip.
- trenta iced green tea with 4 equal.
- venti iced extra caramel macchiato, upside down, soy milk.
Because she ordered and payed for each of them separately, and because my coworker on register is still semi-new, it took 15mins to complete everything. Good thing it was a slow night and only one customer had to wait for her RBO (that’s Retardedly Big Order). She seriously comes in 4 times a week.
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Example of normal convo with Jeremiah at work:
Jeremiah: “Y’know what would be totally awesome? A dildo company that’s called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Penis’. HHHHAHAHAH!!!”
